I have some of the weirdest dreams. Last night was a dream bonanza. I rode a roller coaster through the mountains, I chased baby chicks and tried to keep them in a barn, but the craziest one is this….
I was in a crowd of people. There was a celebration or something and there was a young woman with a young child sitting behind me. She asked me if I would take her child to the restroom and I said, “Sure,” not thinking it was weird at all that a strange woman would ask me to do this. When I got back, a person sitting next to me said, “You are so stupid to do kidnap babysitting.” I said, “What’s kidnap babysitting?” “It’s when someone tricks you into taking care of their child. “Well,” I said, “I didn’t mind taking that little girl to the restroom. ” and I left in a huff. Later I was sitting at a table. Our preacher was sitting to my left and a person from our church came and sat across from us. I will not say who it is. Anyway, this person said to me, “You were so stupid for doing kidnap babysitting.” I looked at my preacher and said, “I don’t like him/her,” in a matter of fact manner. My preacher said, “Oh, that’s too bad.”
Then I chased chickens for a while and woke up. I think I have coined a new phrase. Kidnap babysitting. Don’t get caught doing it. Bye.