I have some of the weirdest dreams. \u00a0Last night was a dream bonanza. \u00a0I rode a roller coaster through the mountains, I chased baby chicks and tried to keep them in a barn, but the craziest one is this….<\/p>\n
I was in a crowd of people. \u00a0 There was a celebration or something and there was a young woman with a young child sitting behind me. \u00a0She asked me if I would take her child to the restroom and I said, “Sure,” not thinking it was weird at all that a strange woman would ask me to do this. \u00a0When I got back, a person sitting next to me said, “You are so stupid to do kidnap babysitting.” \u00a0I said, “What’s kidnap babysitting?” \u00a0 “It’s when someone tricks you into taking care of their child. \u00a0“Well,” \u00a0I said, “I didn’t mind taking that little girl to the restroom. ” and I left in a huff. \u00a0Later I was sitting at a table. \u00a0Our preacher was sitting to my left and a person from our church came and sat across from us. \u00a0I will not say who it is. \u00a0Anyway, this person said to me, “You were so stupid for doing kidnap babysitting.” \u00a0I looked at my preacher and said, “I don’t like him\/her,” in a matter of fact manner. \u00a0My preacher said, “Oh, that’s too bad.”<\/p>\n
Then I chased chickens for a while and woke up. \u00a0I think I have coined a new phrase. \u00a0Kidnap babysitting. \u00a0Don’t get caught doing it. \u00a0Bye.<\/p>\n
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